[ Now there's something interesting. Miles brightens instantly, coming over to peer at the strange object. And, of course, snap pictures of it too. ]

Theft is probably too dangerous, alas. [ He murmurs, but his eyes are still wicked bright. ] Take it out anyway. I want to get a better angle.

[ Sell to Starktech and get a duplicate made, surely. Behind them, the Porter's hum is increasing in pitch - a stark contrast to the quiet outside their door. ]

What do you suppose it does?